What do Mark Sanford, Charles VanDoren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emma Bovary, Tiger Woods, Leann Rimes, Hester Prynne, Mark McGuire, and Bernie Madoff have in common — besides the fact that not one of them will be singing on Turntable For One this week? Tune in Saturday night at 10:00 to find out. Live radio on WMNR-FM, wmnr.org
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21 SepWhat you’ll need for this week’s Turntable For One:
- wide-brimmed hat
- sunglasses
- discerning ears (1 pair at least)
- a magnetic compass
- a moral compass (never leave home without one)
- 1 vial potassium permanganate (Or should that be vile??)
- 1 signal mirror
- 1 tea bag
- 3 Band-Aids
- Photo of the kids
- MRE’s
- LOL’s (although I hope to provide you with these)
HINT FOR SATURDAY NIGHT’S THEME
15 SepSure, he’s old, but he’s still in the game, playing by his own rules and swinging for the fences. (No, not Hugh Hefner, for heaven’s sake.) Turntable For One celebrates a poet’s birthday this Saturday night. Who is it? Tune in at 10:00 to find out.
HINT FOR SATURDAY’S THEME
10 SepWhat do you get when you cross a hearing test with a memory test and a paternity test?
Find out Saturday night at 10:00 on WMNR-FM and wmnr.org
ANTICIPATION
3 SepTurntable For One’s summer hiatus, or as I call it, “My long national nightmare,” finally ends tonight at 10:00 PM on WMNR and wmnr.org.
What’s the theme for this first show? Here’s a hint: what do these statements have in common? 1) If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. 2) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3) If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?
Tune in tonight at 10:00 for the answer. Afterwards I’ll be posting the show’s music playlist in case you want to know what CD to buy or music to download.
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