The last show of the season, so for the first hour I handed out summer listening assignments and for the second hour said goodbye. I also told the audience about my summer job. Yes for the 12th summer in a row, I’ll be lurking in people’s neighborhoods. Not in a raincoat! In an ice cream truck. Here are some of the treats I’ll be offering this year:
Ice Cream Treats 2022
Johnny Depp/Amber Herd sundae. It doesn’t come in a cone or a cup. It’s just a giant scoop of Chocolate ice cream — But be careful not to dump it in the bed.
Wordle Popsicle — If you can guess the flavor in 6 tries, it’s free!
Something new: The Joe Biden Malarkey Malted — it’s like his sainted mother always said… You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s usually sufficient.
I’ll be featuring a huge new Banana Split — Forty scoops of ice cream and 22 bananas. It’s Merrick Garland’s favorite which means I bet you’ll never get to the bottom of it.
Of course I have Rainbow Sherbet in celebration of Pride Month…
You know what absolutely vanished off my shelves this year? The Baby formula milkshake — Better luck next year.
Want to get in on the ground floor of a great deal? Try my Cryptocurrency cone – a bargain at $400. Of course by 2:00 p.m. it’ll be $1500 — and by 3:30 it’s down to $42 bucks. Don’t forget: with every crypto cone you get a compete set of the emperor’s new clothes.
By the way, due to supply chain issues none of the ice cream cones actually come with cones
Last but not least…
A special sundae this year — it’s my Supreme Court Supremacy Sundae. If you’re a guy you can choose any of my 48 flavors. If you’re a woman, you don’t get a choice. So order my Supreme Court Supremacy Sundae and enjoy a trip back to the 18th century!
SONG TITLE / Artist / CD Or Album Title
- LET YOURSELF GO / Ella Fitzgerald / Ella At The Hollywood Bowl
- YOU’LL GET YOURS / Seth MacFarlane / “Blue Skies”
- THIS CAN’T BE LOVE / Lia Booth / “Life Can Be Beautiful”
- PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER / Brenda Brown / “Life Among Giants”
- OLD ENOUGH / Mark Winkler / “Late Bloomin’ Jazzman”
- WRAP YOUR TROUBLES IN DREAMS / Carol Sloane / “Live At Birdland”
- LAST REQUEST / Frankie Valli & Joey DeFrancesco / “A Touch Of Jazz”
- DO YOU EVER / Katherine Kostoff / “It Happens Like That”
- ORNTHOLOGY / Lucie Horsch / “Ornithology”
- TAKE LOVE EASY / Alina Zalozna Quartet
- ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE / Spencer Day / “Broadway By Day”
- MY CARDIOLOGIST / Caity Gyorgy / “My Cardiologist”
- HELLO, I MUST BE GOING / Groucho Marx / “Comedy Tonight”
- WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE / Eydie Gorme / “An American treasure”
- EV’RY TIME WE SAY GOODBYE / Ray Charles & Betty Carter / “Ray Charles & Betty Carter”
- WE’LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN / (Mystery Vocalist) / Jackie Wilson / “Body & Soul”
- BACK HOME BLUES / Charlie Haden’s Quartet West / “Now Is The Hour”
- FOR ALL WE KNOW / Kevin Mahogany / “Live In Torino”
- TIME TO GO / Sinne Eeg / “Don’t Be So Blue”
- DON’T LIKE GOODBYES / Diane Schuur / “Timeless”
- THINK HOW IT’S GONNA BE / Tony Bennett / “Tony Bennett’s ‘Something’”
- GOODBYE FOR NOW / Rigmor Gustafsson & Radio String Quartet Vienna / “Calling You”
- I REMEMBERR CLIFFORD / Keith Jarrett Trio / “Still Live”
- WHEN I’M GONE / Phil Ochs / “There But For Fortune”
- SIGNING OFF / Helen Merrill / “You’ve Got A Date With The Blues”
- PARIS MISMATCH / (Theme Music) / Cody Owen Stine
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