It was the last show of the season. I’m off for two months replaced by live concerts from the Tanglewood Music Festival. But I’ll be keeping busy, once again firing up my ice cream truck and coming to a neighborhood near you. Here are some of the ice cream treats I’ll be featuring this year. Oh, and I also played a lot of songs about saying goodbye.
- Wait till you try a Pandemic parfait. I know. I served this last year but I have a new variant this year. I think it’s a real killer.
- This year I’ll be offering the Marjorie Taylor Green Sundae. Heavy on the whipped cream, heavier on the nuts
- Of course I’ll have that old favorite, Cookie dough for the kid in you and play dough for the actual kids. They’ll eat it anyway.
- How about my newest flavor – I just invented it in Jan. It’s Insurrection Ice Cream. It’s two parts Pabst Blue Ribbon and one part viagra. WARNING: If you have an Insurrection that lasts more than 4 hours, better call your lawyer.
- One of my new favorites is Arizona chocolate chip. There are exactly 723 chocolate chips in a pint – we know because someone from Arizona has re-counted them three times.
- Want something that’s locally sourced, non-GMO, organic, and recyclable? Try a napkin from the dispenser. My ice cream is a totally different story.
- This year’s special offer: when you buy ten q-anon cones you get a free Jewish space laser.
- Remember: My staff is fully vaccinated, they don’t wear masks, they don’t wear gloves, and they don’t wear hairnets – maybe I shouldn’t have told you that last one
SONG TITLE / Artist / CD Or Album Title
- HELLO I MUST BE GOING / Groucho Marx / “Comedy Tonight: The Golden Age”
- PLEASE DON’T TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I’M GONE / Cleo Laine / “Live At Carnegie Hall”
- NEVER CAN SAY GOODBYE / Kevin Mahogany / “Pride & Joy”
- WE’LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN / Dianne Reeves / “A Little Moonlight”
- GOODBYE YESTERDAY / Buddy Rich Big Band / “Mercy, Mercy”
- YOU WON’T FORGET ME / Melody Gardot / “Sunset In Blue”
- SO LONG YOU FOOL ./ Sophie Milman / “Make Someone Happy”
- DON’T LIKE GOODBYES / Tony Bennett / “The Art of Romance”
- BYE BYE BLACKBIRD / Caity Gyorgy / “No Bounds”
- IT’S A PITY TO SAY GOODNIGHT / Ann Burton / “He’s Funny That Way”
- HOW DO YOU SAY AUF WEIDERSEHN / Freddy Cole & Bill Charlap / “Music Maestro Please”
- WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE / Eydie Gorme / “Softly As I Leave you”
- I WISH YOU LOVE / Toots Thielemans / “Chez Toots”
- EV’RY TIME WE SAY GOODBYE / Calabria Foti / “In The Still of The Night”
- GRAND OLD FLAG / Sweet Sue Terry / “Live At The Deer Head Inn”
- TIME TO GO / Sinne Eeg / “Dreams”
- THE PARTY’S OVER / Nat Cole / “Just One Of Those Things”
- FOR ALL WE KNOW / Gregory Porter / “One Night Only”
- GOODBYE FOR NOW / Rigmore Gustafsson w/ Radio String Quartet Vienna / “Calling You”
- GOODBYE / Deborah Holly / “I’ll Never Forget You”
- THE LAST DANCE / Frank Sinatra / “Reprise Rarities”
- TOMORROW / Jennifer Nettles / “Always Like New”
- SIGNING OFF / Helen Merrill / “You’ve Got A Date With The Blues”
- PARIS MISMATCH / (Theme Music) / Cody Owen Stine
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