Did you know there is a scientifically codified and approved list of the 43 most stressful life events? Only 43? What about watching Dancing With The Stars – even by accident! What about being served eggplant. That’s not a stressful life event? You gotta be kidding! It’s not an egg, I’m not certain it’s even a plant? Why didn’t anyone consult with me? They can’t handle the truth!!
(RANKING ON STRESS LIST) / SONG TITLE / Artist / CD or Album Title
- #28 (CHANGE IN LIVING CONDITIONS) / RIVER STAY AWAY FROM MY DOOR / Frank Sinatra / “The Singles”
- #7 (MARRIAGE) / CLOUDBURST/NOT GETTING MARRIED / Jessica Molasky/John Pizzarelli / “Make Believe”
- #9 (MARITAL RECONCILIATION) / MAY I PLEASE COME IN / Kevin Mahogany / ”My Romance”
- #40 (CHANGE IN EATING HABITS) / FRIM FRAM SAUCE / Vocapella / “Black Coffee”
- #2 (DIVORCE) / WHERE DO YOU START? / Tony Bennett / “The Art Of Romance”
- #10 (RETIREMENT) / CERTIFIED SENIOR CITIZEN / Nancy Stearns / “A Wish”
- #26 (SPOUSE STARTS OR STOPS WORK) / YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO DO MY PART / Mose Allison / “In Your Ear”
- #19 (CHANGE IN FREQUENCY OF ARGUMENTS) / EV’RYTHING I’VE GOT BELONGS TO YOU / Holly Cole Trio / “Don’t Smoke In Bed”
- #36 (CHANGE IN SOCIAL ACTIVITIES) / (Mystery Vocalist) / AIN’T MISBEHAVIN’ / George Burns / “George Burns Sings”
- #16 (CHANGE IN SLEEPING HABITS) / INSOMNIA / Chaise Lounge / “Insomnia”
- #6 (PERSONAL INJURY) / FEET DO YOUR STUFF / Ian Shaw / “A Ghost In Every Bar”
- #25 (OUTSTANDING PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT) / OLD WORLD CHARM / Maud Hixson / “Don’t Let A Good Thing Get Away”
- #1 (DEATH OF A SPOUSE) / LIVING WITHOUT YOU / Luciana Souza / “The New Bossa Nova”
- PARIS MISMATCH / (Theme Music) / Cody Owen Stine / (Unreleased Master)
TURNTABLE FOR ONE 
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