You think you’re getting rid of me, but I’m going to be even closer to you when I bring my ice cream truck to your neighborhood. And what extra-special ice cream treats will I be dishing up this year? I’m so glad you asked.
- Still trying to recover from the Presidential Debate? Try my Biden Brain Freeze Blizzard. After a couple bites, you won’t know where you are; you won’t know what you just said.
- And speaking of brain freezes…you’re going to love my RFK Jr. triple-decker ice cream cone. I hide a gummy worm in each scoop. Enjoy – it’s a no-brainer!
- Looking for something you can really bite into? Try my new Christy Noem hot dogs. Just don’t ask me where I got the the meats.
- Taylor Swift — I don’t have an ice cream about her. I just thought if I mentioned her name, it would be good for business.
- I know everyone’s talking abut them, but I’ve got them: genuine Lauren Boebert hand-rolled waffle cones!
- In tribute to the Supreme Court, I’ve created three special ice cream treats this year.
- First, we have the Clarence Thomas Ice Cream Sandwich – It’s vanilla ice cream sandwiched between 2 one-thousand dollar bills. How much does it cost? It’s $2005 for most customers – Clarence Thomas just pays with his dignity.
- I’ve also got the Upside Down American Flag Frappe – It’s Justice Alioto’s favorite –I wasn’t going to sell it this year but my wife made me do it.
- And last but not least, I’ve got the Supreme Court Banana Split – it’s 3 scoops of delicious ice cream…and 6 bananas. No need to add nuts.
- I don’t know about you, but I’m totally over Drumsticks – everyone’s tired of Drumticks, right? I can do better. This year I’ve got a Breast-and-Thigh Frozen Treat. It’s white meat and dark meat in a cup, covered with dark chocolate syrup and peanuts. Look – Don’t blame me – this is what happens when A.I. creates a sundae!
- And remember: At my ice cream truck, there are no Gag orders! All the gagging starts after you eat the ice cream.
SONG TITLE / Artist / CD Or Album Title
- CICADA TIME / Lorraine Feather / “Dooji Wooji”
- YOU’LL GET YOURS / Seth MacFarlane / “Blue Skies”
- CAN’T GET OUT OF THIS MOOD / Live Foyn / “Live Sings Sassy”
- IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK (THEY’D SING) / Mark Winkler /
- “The Rules Don’t Apply”
- MEAN WHAT YOU SAY / Sarah McKenzie / “Without You”
- LIFE’S A LESSON / Ben Sidran & György /
- “Ben There, Done That”
- ALONG THE SANTA FE TRAIL / Hilary Gardner / “On The Trail”
- MICKEY MOUSE CLUB THEME / (Mystery Vocalist) / Jimmy Smith / “The Complete Verve Recordings”
- WHEN I FALL IN LOVE / The Real Group / “Live In Stockholm”
- LOVER / Jeff Goldblum, Mildred Snitzer Orch. Haley Reinhart / (Single)
- ANOTHER SONG ABOUT PARIS / Dave Frishberg
- CARRY ME BACK TO OLD MANHATTAN / Champian Fulton & Cory Weeds /
- “Every Now And Then”
- HOW ABOUT YOU / Joe Pesci / “Pesci Still Singing”
- LIL’ DARLIN’ / Homer & Jethro / “It Ain’t Necessarily Square”
- HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES / Ellas Kapell / “What’s It All About”
- IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU / Laufey / “Bewitched”
- SATURDAY NIGHT / Tom Rust / “Are We There Yet?”
- EV’RY TIME WE SAY GOODBYE / Emma Smith / “Easy Living”
- DON’T LIKE GOODBYES / Tony Bennet /
- “The Art of Romance”
- GOODBYE FOR NOW / Rigmor Gustafsson / “Calling You”
- SOME OTHER TIME / Paul Jost / “While We Were Gone”
- PARIS MISMATCH / (Theme Music) / Cody Owen Stine
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