Life is long and more than enough of it is filled with embarrassing situations. It seems to me the least I can do is recognize those situations and totally exploit them by creating an hour of songs about embarrassing moments. Cheating and getting caught? A double embarrassment. Forgetting your keys? That cuts a little too close to home. But worse: forgetting your lyrics. I left that embarrassment for Sinatra and Judy. What? You were expecting empathy? Do I look like Dr. Oz?
SONG TITLE / Artist / CD Or Album Title
- I CANT TAKE YOU NOWHERE / Connie Evingson / “Little Did I Dream”
- DON’T’CHA GO ‘WAY MAD / Ella Fitzgerald / “Live At The Opera House”
- DINNER FOR ONE PLEASE, JAMES / Joe Williams / “Ballad And Blues Master”
- WHERE ARE MY KEYS / Lorraine Feather / “Language”
- YOUNG AT HEART / Frank Sinatra / “Live At The Sands, November, 1961
- YOU GO TO MY HEAD / Judy Garland / “Judy At Carnegie”
- FEET DO YOUR STUFF / Ian Shaw / “A Ghost In Every Bar”
- GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY / (Mystery Vocalist) / Phyllis Diller / “Wet Toe In A Hot Socket”
- WAITER, OH WAITER / Stacey Kent / “The Changing Lights”
- YOU’RE TALKING TOO LOUD / Dave Tull / “I Just Want To Get Paid”
- CHAMPAGNE / Kat Edmonson / “Way Down Low”
- DID WE HAVE ANY FUN / Shepley Metcalf / “Something Irresistible”
- LOOKS LIKE DECEMBER / Antonio Carlos Jobim / “Christmas For Lovers”
- SOMETHING COOL / Cheryl Bentyne / “West Coast Cool”
- PARIS MISMATCH / (Theme Music) / Cody Owen Stine / “Unreleased Master”
TURNTABLE FOR ONE 
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