In times of trouble, people turn to Turntable For One for answers. Yes, it’s inexplicable to me, too. For instance…
Dear Turntable For One – I hear there is light at the end of the tunnel. Should I insert that light into my body. TFO: No – wrong tunnel.
Dear Turntable For One – Can I mix Mountain Dew and Clorox? TFO: If you’re drinking Mountain Dew, you don’t need the Clorox.
Dear Turntable For One – How can I tell if a politician is really making a sarcastic joke and not just saying something idiotic? TFO: Sarcastic jokes and politicians don’t usually go together. But we’ve been hearing a lot about sarcastic jokes in the White House lately. Time for a refresher course on recognizing true sarcasm when you hear it.
(Warning: The quiz included some trick questions.)
SONG TITLE / Artist / CD Or Album Title
- EVERYTHING I’VE GOT BELONGS TO YOU / Johanna Sillanpaa / “From This Side”
- I WISH I WERE IN LOVE AGAIN / Frank Sinatra / “A Swingin’ Affair”
- TAKE ANOTHER GUESS / Catherine Russell / “Sentimental Streak”
- WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR / Benny Benack III / “A Lot Of Livin’ To Do”
- DOWN WITH LOVE / Hetty Kate / “Under Paris Skies”
- YOUR MIND IS ON VACATION / Mose Allison / “The Mose Chronicles: Live In London”
- DON’T FORGET TO SMILE / Mose Allison / “Mose In Your Ear”
- C’ETAIT POUR TOI / Sarah Lancman / “Parisienne”
- IT’S TOO LATE / Kevin Mahogany / “The Vienna Affair”
- I DON’T MIND A BIT / Heather Bambrick / “You’ll Never Know”
- DOWN IN THE DEPTHS / Tony Bennett / “Here’s To the Ladies”
- KARATE / Aubrey Johnson / “Unraveled”
- AFTER YOU’VE GONE / Amber Weekes / “Pure Imagination”
- YOU SHOULD TREAT ME BETTER / Rachael & Vilray / “Rachael & Vilray”
- YOUR LAST SONG / Andrew Distel / “It Only Takes Time”
- NOBODY’S HEART / Doris Day & Andre Previn / “Duet”
- ANYTHING GOES / Harry Connick Jr. / “True Love”
- GET OUT OF TOWN / Naama Gheber / “Dearly Beloved”
- NOT YOU / Ian Thomas / “Just Passing Through”
- SLUMMING ON PARK AVENUE / Ella Fitzgerald / “The Irving Berlin Songbook”
- I WAS A LITTLE LONELY / Nat Cole / “After Midnight”
- ALWAYS / Maci Miller / “Round Midnight”
- IT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND / Jeff Goldblum, Til Bronner / “The Capitol Sessions”
- DO NOTHIN’ TILL YOU HEAR FROM ME / Molly Johnson / “Because Of Billie”
- YOU’VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT / James Taylor / “American Standard”
- HERE’S TO THE LADIES WHO LUNCH / Elaine Stritch / “Elaine Stritch At Liberty”
- NO ONE IS ALONE / Chip Zien / “Wall To Wall Sondheim”
- PARIS MISMATCH / (Theme Music) / Cody Owen Stine
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