TURNTABLE FOR ONE

You think you’re getting rid of me, but I’m going to be even closer to you when I bring my ice cream truck to your neighborhood.  And what extra-special ice cream treats will I be dishing up this year?  I’m so glad you asked. 

• Still trying to recover from the Presidential Debate?  Try my Biden Brain Freeze Blizzard. After a couple bites, you won’t know where you are; you won’t know what you just said. 
• And speaking of brain freezes…you’re going to love my RFK Jr. triple-decker ice cream cone.  I hide a gummy worm in each scoop.  Enjoy – it’s a no-brainer!
• Looking for something you can really bite into?  Try my new Christy Noem hot dogs. Just don’t ask me where I got the the meats.
• Taylor Swift — I don’t have an ice cream about her. I just thought if I mentioned her name, it would be good for business.  
• I know everyone’s talking abut them, but I’ve got them: genuine Lauren Boebert hand-rolled waffle cones!
• In tribute to the Supreme Court, I’ve created three special ice cream treats this year.
• First, we have the Clarence Thomas Ice Cream Sandwich – It’s vanilla ice cream sandwiched between 2 one-thousand dollar bills. How much does it cost? It’s $2005 for most customers – Clarence Thomas just pays with his dignity.
• I’ve also got the Upside Down American Flag Frappe – It’s Justice Alioto’s favorite –I wasn’t going to sell it this year but my wife made me do it.
• And last but not least, I’ve got the Supreme Court Banana Split – it’s 3 scoops of delicious ice cream…and 6 bananas. No need to add nuts.
• I don’t know about you, but I’m totally over Drumsticks – everyone’s tired of Drumticks, right?  I can do better.  This year I’ve got a Breast-and-Thigh Frozen Treat.  It’s white meat and dark meat in a cup, covered with dark chocolate syrup and peanuts.  Look – Don’t blame me – this is what happens when A.I. creates a sundae!
• And remember: At my ice cream truck, there are no Gag orders!   All the gagging starts after you eat the ice cream. 

SONG TITLE  /  Artist  /  CD Or Album Title

• CICADA TIME  /  Lorraine Feather  /  “Dooji Wooji”
• YOU’LL GET YOURS  /  Seth MacFarlane  /  “Blue Skies”
• CAN’T GET OUT OF THIS MOOD  /  Live Foyn  /  “Live Sings Sassy”
• IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK (THEY’D SING)  /  Mark Winkler  /  
• “The Rules Don’t Apply”
• MEAN WHAT YOU SAY  /  Sarah McKenzie  /  “Without You”
• LIFE’S A LESSON  /  Ben Sidran & György  /  
• “Ben There, Done That”
• ALONG THE SANTA FE TRAIL  /  Hilary Gardner  /  “On The Trail”
• MICKEY MOUSE CLUB THEME  /  (Mystery Vocalist)  /  Jimmy Smith  /  “The Complete Verve Recordings”
• WHEN I FALL IN LOVE  /  The Real Group  /  “Live In Stockholm”
• LOVER  /  Jeff Goldblum, Mildred Snitzer Orch. Haley Reinhart  /  (Single)
• ANOTHER SONG ABOUT PARIS  /  Dave Frishberg
•  CARRY ME BACK TO OLD MANHATTAN  /  Champian Fulton & Cory Weeds  /  
• “Every Now And Then”
• HOW ABOUT YOU  /  Joe Pesci  /  “Pesci Still Singing”
• LIL’ DARLIN’  /  Homer & Jethro  /  “It Ain’t Necessarily Square”
• HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES  /  Ellas Kapell  /  “What’s It All About”
• IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU  /  Laufey  /  “Bewitched”
• SATURDAY NIGHT  /  Tom Rust  /  “Are We There Yet?”
• EV’RY TIME WE SAY GOODBYE  /  Emma Smith  /  “Easy Living”
• DON’T LIKE GOODBYES  /  Tony Bennet  /  
• “The Art of Romance”
• GOODBYE FOR NOW  /  Rigmor Gustafsson  /  “Calling You”
• SOME OTHER TIME  /  Paul Jost  /  “While We Were Gone”
• PARIS MISMATCH  /  (Theme Music)  /  Cody Owen Stine  

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