TURNTABLE FOR ONE

The last show of the season, so for the first hour I handed out summer listening assignments and for the second hour said goodbye. I also told the audience about my summer job. Yes for the 12th summer in a row, I’ll be lurking in people’s neighborhoods. Not in a raincoat! In an ice cream truck. Here are some of the treats I’ll be offering this year:

Ice Cream Treats 2022

Johnny Depp/Amber Herd sundae. It doesn’t come in a cone or a cup. It’s just a giant scoop of Chocolate ice cream — But be careful not to dump it in the bed.

Wordle Popsicle — If you can guess the flavor in 6 tries, it’s free!

Something new: The Joe Biden Malarkey Malted  — it’s like his sainted mother always said… You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s usually sufficient.

I’ll be featuring a huge new Banana Split  — Forty scoops of ice cream and 22 bananas.  It’s Merrick Garland’s favorite which means I bet you’ll never get to the bottom of it.  

Of course I have Rainbow Sherbet in celebration of Pride Month…

You know what absolutely vanished off my shelves this year?  The Baby formula milkshake —  Better luck next year.

Want to get in on the ground floor of a great deal?  Try my Cryptocurrency cone – a bargain at $400.  Of course by 2:00 p.m. it’ll be $1500 — and by 3:30 it’s down to $42 bucks.  Don’t forget: with every crypto cone you get a compete set of the emperor’s new clothes. 

By the way, due to supply chain issues none of the ice cream cones actually come with cones

Last but not least…

A special sundae this year — it’s my Supreme Court Supremacy Sundae. If you’re a guy  you can choose any of my 48 flavors. If you’re a woman, you don’t get a choice. So order my Supreme Court Supremacy Sundae and enjoy a trip back to the 18th century!

SONG TITLE  /  Artist  /  CD Or Album Title

• LET YOURSELF GO  /  Ella Fitzgerald  /  Ella At The Hollywood Bowl
• YOU’LL GET YOURS  /  Seth MacFarlane  /  “Blue Skies”
• THIS CAN’T BE LOVE  /  Lia Booth  /  “Life Can Be Beautiful”
• PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER  /  Brenda Brown  /  “Life Among Giants”
• OLD ENOUGH  /  Mark Winkler  /  “Late Bloomin’ Jazzman”
• WRAP YOUR TROUBLES IN DREAMS  /  Carol Sloane  /  “Live At Birdland”
• LAST REQUEST  /  Frankie Valli & Joey DeFrancesco  /  “A Touch Of Jazz”
• DO YOU EVER   /  Katherine Kostoff  /  “It Happens Like That”
• ORNTHOLOGY  /  Lucie Horsch  /  “Ornithology”
• TAKE LOVE EASY  /  Alina Zalozna Quartet
• ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE  /  Spencer Day   /  “Broadway By Day”
• MY CARDIOLOGIST  /  Caity Gyorgy  /  “My Cardiologist”
• HELLO, I MUST BE GOING  /  Groucho Marx  /  “Comedy Tonight”
• WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE  /  Eydie Gorme  /  “An American treasure”
• EV’RY TIME WE SAY GOODBYE  /  Ray Charles & Betty Carter  /  “Ray Charles & Betty Carter”
• WE’LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN  /  (Mystery Vocalist)  /  Jackie Wilson  /  “Body & Soul”
• BACK HOME BLUES  /  Charlie Haden’s Quartet West  /  “Now Is The Hour”
• FOR ALL WE KNOW  /  Kevin Mahogany   /  “Live In Torino”
• TIME TO GO  /  Sinne Eeg  /  “Don’t Be So Blue”
• DON’T LIKE GOODBYES  /  Diane Schuur  /  “Timeless”
• THINK HOW IT’S GONNA BE  /  Tony Bennett  /  “Tony Bennett’s ‘Something’”
• GOODBYE FOR NOW  /  Rigmor Gustafsson & Radio String Quartet Vienna  /  “Calling You”
• I REMEMBERR CLIFFORD  /  Keith Jarrett Trio  /  “Still Live”
• WHEN I’M GONE  /  Phil Ochs  /  “There But For Fortune”
• SIGNING OFF  /  Helen Merrill  /  “You’ve Got A Date With The Blues”
• PARIS MISMATCH  /  (Theme Music)  /  Cody Owen Stine

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